my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
i aim for the point in a friendship when people begin to think you’re dating
"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"